Nearly all of my riding is virtual: the UK’s roads aren’t up to road riding and the UK drivers even less so, seemingly filled with frothing, enraged gammon motorists hating all those “woke” cyclists, blah, blah.

So the only time I actually ride on the road is when I’m away on holiday in Fuerteventura, when I hire a road bike from the guys at Easy Riders Bike Centre.

I tend to wear just regular gym/running tops in the pain cave, but I do wear my ‘monkey pants’: a couple of pairs of Giro padded cycling shorts (Giro Chrono Sports Shorts).

Giro Chrono Sports Shorts

At least that way I can have a modicum of comfort in the saddle.

But I’ve had a change of heart and decided that when I am out on the roads in Fuerteventura, I could probably use some actual cycling gear, so I’ve gone out and used a load of those promotional links you get from completing various challenges on Strava and bought some gear.

Specifically, these: a Le Col club bib and jersey from their club essentials range with some cycling socks and a Castelli jersey in Soudal Quick Step colours.